WEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!
Well, Kyle\'s mom is a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She\'s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She\'s a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday, she\'s a bitch. On Tuesdays, she\'s a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she\'s a bitch.
Then Sunday, just to be different,
she\'s a super Kinkameihameiha biatch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle\'s mom?
She\'s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She\'s a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She\'s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she\'s a stupid bitch.
(Woo!) Kyle\'s mom\'s a bitch and she\'s just a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this

(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle\'s mom?
She\'s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She\'s a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She\'s a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
*gasp*
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she\'s a stupid bitch.
Kyle\'s mom\'s a bitch and she\'s just a dirty bitch.

I really mean it...
Kyle\'s Mom....She\'s a big fat fucking bitch.
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle\'s Mom....Yeah
chaaaah!